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[11 Mar 2009|10:17pm] |
Welcome, my followers! You know who you are, so I won't bother listing.
Well, I hope you're having a swell time here. If you ever need anything, just ask and I'll see what I can do. Money, beer, cocaine, sex slaves? Name it and you'll get it! It's the sinful life, baby! Enjoy yourselves!
However, you must know that we are heading into war in the near future, so do be planning for a long series of battles, my dearies. If we win, I promise you an eternal life of luxury and everything you could ever wish! (Except killing off of your fellow sinners. You know I'm talking to you. Killing our enemies and some humans every once in a while is fine though.)
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